The FREE Wine Cooler Mittens have arrived and they look Purrr-fect. How you going to get yo paws on one you ask? Show up for the Wuss Ride. The proper way to enjoy a sparkling wine beverage in these designer mitten holders is to use only three fingers and an opposing thumb, the fourth finger (the pinky) must be held in the upright and extended fashion. Please write this down.
Lot of stuff going on at Wuss HQ. The amount of give-aways and the like, plus secret "painted helmet" awards (the like of which YOU have NOT seen before. Go ahead and FORGET laced metal flake, that is SO last week) is really starting to swell up like, say, a swollen (insert word here)!
5 days Germs!