Slab City Riot 3 Schedule ... and FREE Popcorn ...

Yeah! The Schedule for the Slab City Riot 3 is up and looks good! Make sure you check it out, you wouldn't want to miss your favorite activity while you were out digging n' fingering sand outta your taco. The highlight in my opinion, aside from the utter bad'dassary of the entire weekend, is going to be the debut of the El Diablo Run 2011 movie! Can't wait to see that... and what goes better than a cold beer with some late night raunchy chrome and hot buttered leather bearded clam 70's biker stag flicks? Why of course, some FREE FREE FREE popcorn from the Wuss Bros Poppery!

We'll have bags upon bags of the stuff ready to hand out. 

Did I mention FREE? I think I did!

(limited supply to the first, I don't know, maybe 100 bags...)

This years course is so scenic you'll piss your jeans...

This years course is something to behold... The Wuss Ride route takes you from Temecula, through Hemet over the hump and down into Palm Desert for a short shot down the 111 hwy (and stop for a drink in Bombay Beach) to Niland, then 3 miles east to Slab City. We roll. You should too.

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WE MEET @ 10:30 am and 
ROLL OUT @ 11:00 am on NOV. 4th FRIDAY

Swaging fo' Free

The Alan Stedman design for 2011. 

Wuss Army Gear. 

We realize we should have made pink-camo hat's but there's still time if we can round some up in the garment district downtown and not get sidetracked on Won Ton's and $25/hour massages, Beef Steak sandwiches covered in hot mustards and the ramblings of Armageddon from a slew of homeless Urchins pushing shopping carts to their destiny...

Wuss Gear for all your Sexy Needs and Bonfires!

FREE STICKERS

Swag and Goonies are starting to roll into Wuss Army HQ. Be the first to order up some HERE.

Remember, the Wuss Ride is dedicated.

TriCo. after dark

muff e' nuff... Oh yeah.

 If you were at the Salt Ghost premier on July 30th you probably got a blue-meth biker wristband for the Wuss Ride... If you missed the movie, that's ok too, we'll still be handing out wristbands at a few more southern california events before the next Slab City Riot (3). Stay tuned for time and place(s) but already I can tell you that you need to be at WOMPY'S POOL PALACE for the Internet Chopper Hero Jamboree (click the link!) hosted by The Beer Booters and Still Kicking on August 20th 2011 at High Noon!

Ok, so what the deal with the wristbands? Well, it's like this; last year we had about 75 riders join us on the Wuss Route to Niland/Slab City/the Slab City Riot 2. This year, Biltwell and Chop Cult are doublin' the fun of the Riot and now it's TWO nights. We'll be riding out on night #1 (friday) from Temecula sometime around 10am and plan on spending the weekend amongst the dirt and skirt. I know there's a bunch of you who have to work and are going to wait to the last minute to ask for the extra day off, so get your act in gear. Make sure you can roll out with us on Friday! Riders who sport their wristband(s) will be eligible for special prize awards. We're teasing you now, but suffice to say, if you thought last years Skate Decks were cool (and they were), this years stuff is going to make those look like junk yard trash. And these arn't your average blog shirts or random donated bike parts, we'll have those too. These will be one-and-only one shots, available nowhere else! Guaranteed. (So if you still... make it without a wristband, you're getting a new bandana map and some other trinkets you'll dig fo' shu." cause we love riding with ya.)

One the wristbands are gone, that's it... get yours as soon as you can!

Salty Taste In Your Mouth?

If you're into that kinda thing? We'll be handing out biker-meth blue wristbands at the Salt Ghost premier. Make sure you get yourself one if you stop by for a puff and a brew. If you wear one (of any color that we make; pink, blue or piss) on the Wuss Ride and we spot you sporting it, there's bounty to be had.

Don't Puss Out ~ Wuss Yourself In

Check out the OFFICIAL thread on CHOP CULT for the SLAB CITY RIOT 3.

And check out the micro-site for the SLAB CITY RIOT 3.

We'll be mapping out the new route for the Wuss Ride on the 4th in a few weeks, heat or sleet, so stay tuned for updates on Wuss Route info.

Born Wuss

 So WHO did you see wearing a WUSS BAND??? 

What's the least-best way to promote a little known, fan based, ride to a Riot? How about handing out hundreds of (highly collectible) HOT PINK Wussbands to black leather clad bikers, who would stomp you for a cold brewski at a mega-bad ass biker bro down called Born Free 3? And how about making that same message slightly unclear and questionably erotic at the same time? I overheard one of the event sponsors say "Who brought the Retards to the Zoo?" What's that? You were there and didn't see our booth? That's because we Hi-Jacked Booths and kept it rolling as the Security Guards ran us outta there! It became like a Benny Hill show, running all over, in and outta tents and porta-potties. Being chased by lingerie models and guards with billy clubs. Good Fun! Remember, "Keep It Real!" Opps. To all the Veterans and Friends we saw, thanks for the Support! We love you (but not in that way either). To all the rest, we hope to see you in November.

Looking backways forward tomorrow

The First Word

The first announcement for a third installment of everyones favorite Riot came on May 22nd, 2011 from Biltwell Inc. There had been loose rumors and pubescent rumblings, that a return to the original Slab City Riot and the now historical Slab City Riot 2 location was in the works, for an Epic 3rd party!, but until this information was verified, one could only dream.

"We're working on the details, but Slab City 3 is a go. Mark your calendars for Friday night Nov 4th and Saturday nov 5th. We're gonna have movie night on Friday and bands on Saturday. One night was just not quite enough. Yes, there will be a title up for grabs in the Cocktagon, and maybe some other nonsense. Stay tuned..."

And with said voice, a new day has dawned upon those willing to venture into the land of imagination and meth fueled leather skinned tanned by the very radiation soaked from the orbiting sun. The Wuss Ride brought you there before, she shall bring ye' there once again through peril and persistence,  through the belly of the flogging stench, and through the asshole of a fish unto the Slabs.

The WUSS RIDE is resurrected once more.